Monday, July 14, 2008

How much do my friends rock? SO MUCH!

All right then, wow, this has been a big month! After it began to warm up and I made preparations, Andrew and Marcy joined me from Fairbanks, and I promptly put them to slave labor work! I picked them up on a Monday morning, and drove them around a rather smoggy Salt Lake City showing them bits and pieces of my past, old homes, more old homes, old places of work, etc. Then we went to Harbor Freight and picked up a few supplies, then went food shopping for the week, then to pick up a trailer from my cousin Jeff, then to Home Depot for 1000 pounds of OSB, THEN I took them to the cabin. They were understandably exhausted by then, so I figured a nap was in order. After we woke, I called off work for the rest of the day (with Mom's prodding) and we relaxed instead.
The Next Day, the real work started!
Putting up 4x8 foot panels of OSB on the ceiling alone would have been absolutely NO fun alone, but with the dynamic Mandrew duo helping, we managed to rock that job like nothing else. I had estimated 23 sheets for the ceiling, and it turned out I was 1 sheet shy, not bad if I say so myself, so while Marcy took the unenviable task of being the cutter, Andrew and I had the super easy job of lifting heavy and ungainly sheets of wood over our heads while handling a big ol' nail gun and attaching it to the trusses. Starting in my room, and moving to Kate's then Mom's we kept up the work, and forgive me if I meld some days together, but there were long days and I forget the order exactly.)
Before we could finish, we had to frame 2 new rooms out of what had originally been the area for my room. I have since claimed the largest room as my own. Mandrew went on a framing frenzy and after long hours and some strange angles, they presented me with a bit of an abridgment to my sister's room, and a whole new bunk bed room and what will be the upstairs bathroom. and lemme tell you, these guys are some of the hardest workers there are, and hey, building a house over the last year seems to have increased their construction skills to near godlike status among my group of friends. After framing, and another trip to Home Depot for more wood, it was time to finish the ceiling, which we did with not a little peril, while managing to avoid serious or even moderate injury.
On a very personal note, this achievement was much more emotional to me than you'd think, after 15 or 16 years of looking up into the rafters, all of the sudden, the bedrooms of my cabin have a definition that I think no one in my family has dreamed of until this point. And I thank my friends who made it possible.
After that, it was on to planing wood and cutting holes in the floor for the new bathroom, which, in a moment of fun, we discovered is actually larger by a foot than the bathroom below it, which meant my hole for the shower drain literally was half in the bathroom below, half in the hallway, oh well, should be easy enough to put a small box around the pipe, and no one'll notice without really looking for it. So we worked out the placement of the sink, toilet and shower, and assembled the most complicated bits so now all that remains is me running water up there and cutting into the septic line to give the pipe somewhere else to drain besides my crawlspace. I had to make ANOTHER trip to Home Depot that afternoon, and left the help at the cabin to try their hand at planing, and man! When I got back there was a virtual mountain of usable beautiful wall wood, that you would hardly believe used to be part of a massive chicken coop, and I chickenshit you not, we're using lots of salvaged wood for this cabin, which has its ups and downs.
So, there's 4 days down, and on Friday we rested, in that we went to lunch with my Dad then went to an Amusement park all day. We went to a Tibetan restaurant in the city, not far from where I used to live int he avenues, and my Dad treated us to a really frekin good lunch, and treated my friends to some glimpses of my past, including the story of my security blanket, which I think deserves to be retold here.

Bob Bolds has not always been 'Dad' to me, and I have not always been John T Bolds. Back when I was little, about 3-4, John Wilson-Pace went to a daycare called "Daycare by Daddy" run my Mr. Bob Bolds. Now John was still a little kid, and let's be fair, his real name is Bunch Wilson-Pace. So Bunch has a blanket, a very nice security blanket which he lovingly refers to as (And here I must point out, for those that know the Keltners, I had totally forgotten the name of my blanket until Dad told us again at lunch) "Newy". Well, Bob Bolds has his own methods of child rearing, and decides that there is one surefire way to ensure the eventual halt of Bunch's need for Newy.
It took a couple of weeks for Bunch's Mom to notice the change, but when she did, she seemed to think it was a good method as well. So, maybe not every day, but slowly and surely... Bob Bolds cut a slice away from poor Newy until literally, and Bunch knows this because he found the remains in 2001, there was nothing left but strips and a piece smaller than a washcloth, and whaddaya know, Bunch no longer used Newy as security.
And that's how my Dad handled that!

So after regaling Andrew and Marcy with this and other tales, we said our farewells and headed to Lagoon, Utah's own Amusement/Water park. And man, did we have fun! I took them first to the haunted house known as TERROR RIDE, and after waiting in line for a bit, and some technical problems with the ride, we went into the maw of this dark and gruesome ride...and totally laughed our asses of. This is not a scary ride people, but I talked it up real good:)
Then it was off to the big coasters, the Wild Mouse, the Colossus, and hey, no puking from anyone. Andrew and I made inappropriate comments and Marcy punched us for them, and we decided it was time for Lagoon-A Beach. We had to wait in line to get in, but not too long, and we got lockers, changed, sunscreened up, and had a blast! I think Andrew and I did every slide there was to do, and the 3 of us did all the inner tube slides there were. We also splashed Marcy a lot because she had some strange aversion to getting wet while floating down a fake river! Weirdo.
When we were done with water, it was time for dinner, we had packed a cooler full of food to avoid high-priced amusement park food, so we left that in out locker and bought high priced amusement park food, Mexican, pretty decent.
After loading up our guts, it was time to do see the old timey part of the park, which has been around since the early 1900's and look at an awesome train museum, introduce Andrew and Marcy to Churros, and have fun at others expense! There's a big river ride with big rafts called the Rattlesnake, and you can stand at the sides and pay a quarter a pop to spray people with water as they go by, and yes, you laugh every time.
So then it was onto the Midway games, Bumper cars, and arcade and finally the day was done, we all had a prize to take home, and we drove back to the cabin to fall exhaustedly asleep, me for like 3 hours, because the next day was coming, and man, it was a doozy!
I was up at 5 am so I could be at Home Depot by 6 am in Park City. I got there and picked up the Green Beast, the blow-in insulation machine, and 100 feet of hose, and then back to the Cabin to wake up my workers, for Saturday was Insulation Day!
Which sounds big, but once we got started, only took like 2 and a half hours, but man, we made some messes, but once again, all of the sudden, the cabin stays warm at night upstairs, which is good because it STILL gets to like 37 degrees every night up here!
So once that was done, I took the machine back and we chilled, working a little more on misc. stuff, and playing Settlers of Catan. And Alex showed up late that night.
Sadly, the next day was the day of Mandrew's flight to Portland, so the 4 of us went to the city. We dropped them off at the Terminal, and Alex and I went back to the cabin to welcome in yet another cool night, and talk Oil business, and discover the awesomeness that is Treehouses and specifically Martian coasters (long story, weird games)
Alex helped me develop an awesome system for putting up walls with the T&G, and we did some test walls, and then, alas, it was his time to leave as well, for he had 3600 miles to drive to get home to his kids and baby mama.

Thanks to my friends many hurdles were jumped, and a turning point was reached with my cabin, so without further ado, I'll give you pictures!



Post Blow-in Insulation relaxationNeither his shirt or pants are made of gray cloth...
Alex posing with the chop saw
Early Upstairs bathroom work
New Walls! For the first time in like 7 years!
Waiting for Lagoon-A-Beach
I think one of us just told a fart joke
Not photoshopped, Andrew's just that good.
Marcy and the trains
Churros make everybody happy
New framed in rooms, and Marcy
Abs McGee
Me and Abs McGee working on the hardest ceiling board
Andrew helping make sure we don't burn down the cabin
The skycoaster at Lagoon
My Dad, the blankie killer, and the man who taught me most of what I know about construction
Pre-ceiling Andrew
Marcy at the cutting table
No! The bathroom's gonna be on this side!
Honest to god ceiling!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Whew! Long couple of weeks

Where was I? I'll have to shorten the rest of the trip a bit (sorry, lower 48 friends.) I got to Washington with little trouble, even had a very pleasant border guard back into America (rare in my opinion) and made it at last to Vanessa's place. We had a great time hanging out, relaxing, I got to meet her new kitties, Maximus and bijou, very sweet animals, and we went to dinner one night at her Grandparent's place. Being that I'm almost out of grandparents, and Tim's mom is in Alaska right now, so I'll miss her this year, it was very nice to have a dinner with grandma and grandpa. I watched "He was a Quiet Man" with Christian Slater, and "Lions for Lambs" Both were good not great, but both held my interest, which is impressive as 'lions' is almost all dialogue, very little action.


After That I went to Portland to see Cam and Millie and Rob and Ian and Liz and Megan. We did Geocaching, we went to a cool arcade and had a bunch of fun getting pirate wristbands for prizes, I got to try out Bioshock finally (scary and awesome!) Cam and I watched "Demons" an old Dario Argento ummm, classic? and the next night we watched The Terminator, a definite old James Cameron classic.

After a few days in Oregon, it was on to Arnold, California to see my Aunt and Uncle and Cousins. I got to help my cousin Dave lower the entire platform of his work-in-progress treehouse because it was too close to the 17kW power lines for PG&E's liking, so we dropped it 3 feet, a fun proposition while trying to keep it in one piece, but we made it work! So hopefully by now all is well and my second cousins are playing up there. After watching Hillary's concession speech (an excellent speech in my opinion) and a few more wonderful home cooked meals with my family, it was finally time to head to Utah.
I crossed Ebbet's pass, and hit Carson city and I-80 and began my final leg. While I was crossing the Nevada Desert, I saw something re-entering the atmosphere, I noted the time and my location and heading, and left a message for NASA, but I haven't heard anything back yet.

When I finally had Salt Lake City's skyline in my windshield, disaster struck. Here I've driven over 3000 miles to get here, and for the first time there's police lights in my rear window. I look at my speedometer and GPS, and I'm 2 mph BELOW the speed limit, so I'm pretty miffed by the time the cop reaches my passenger window.
(I roll the window down)
(the Officer walks up) "Sorry, I'm looking for another 4-Runner, have a nice day"
(me) "From Alaska?"
"From Utah"
(walks away)
I managed to roll my window up before cracking up laughing.

I got the rest of the way into SLC without incident and got to Uncle John's (my namesake) house just as dinner was being served. So, full of tacos and wonderful bean salad, I went to bed, ready for the Cabin the next day.

I got up and just appreciated the beauty of my hometown for a while, then got to work, from Craigslist I got a line on a used planer, and a used cordless finish nailer, I picked both of those up, saving about 500 bucks on new ones, got my safety gear, got some groceries, and headed up to the cabin.

While the cabin and Holiday Park are beautiful, the next 3 days of snow each day were really not, especially since one of my big upcoming projects was to insulate all the bedrooms and the roof, so yeah, it was cold. I started packing out dining room with a bunch of stuff from upstairs, and generally re-opening the cabin, getting the water all turned on, making sure there were no rodents, there always are, getting the phone hooked up, etc.


Snowing at my Cabin:
My Response:

The Next Morning (or 3):
Some Early interior shots of upstairs, pre-ceiling




My experiments with long exposures and moonlight:

Friday, June 6, 2008

Tan Status: Light Farmer

Yup, my arms are already showing a nice golden brown, in contrast to my semi-fishbelly white for the rest of me.

So, on with the trek through Canada!














I had high and mighty aspirations of being on the road by 5 am the day after the Columbia debacle (not a disaster, that name's already taken) but the hotel, like I said didn't afford the most comfortable night's sleep, especially considering the kids in the next room. so I reset the alarm for 5:45 and got up, showered in the shower closet, and set off from Haines, a very nice little city into Canada, 38 miles away. I got to the border and promptly discovered one crappy fact...

CANADA IS CLOSED UNTIL 8 AM!

Punks.

So I slept in my car for another 45 minutes and thankfully judged the time difference right and didn't have to wait 2 hours. When I saw the guard moving road cones, I pulled up ahead.

"Where are you headed today?" (She's actually quite cheerful and Canadian)
"Well, looks like I'm driving to Washington, I was supposed to be on-"
"The Ferry?" (Knowing Smile)
"Yep, so I decided to just drive."
"Do you have any guns with you?"
"Do you have any Knives with you?"
"Do you have any ammunition with you?"
"Nope, nope, and nope"
"So you're completely defenseless, huh?"

CREEPY ALERT LEVEL RAISED TO ORANGE

"Noooooooo."
"You have no weapons?"
"No...but I can handle myself."
(she laughs)
"Well, have a nice drive!"


I expected an improvised roadblock at any time further up the road.

After I was mercifully un-assaulted, I continued the 160 miles back toward Haines Junction. I dodged literal herds of potguts (ground squirrels) as they took in the beautiful sunrise, and it was beautiful. Luckily I managed to not hit any, weaving back and forth on avoidance. I saw one owl, but it wasn't what it seemed, I'm sure.


Suffice it to say, it was a long day, and that is the first day I began to suspect that my speedometer/odometer are mis-calibrated, and boy was I right, so I drove with my handheld GPS as my speedometer for the rest of the trip. I went a long way that day, saw more bears, and some buffalo, and stayed the night in Liard Hot Springs. I got there about 8, overpaid for a room that was better than in Haines, but lacked an alarm clock and hadn't been totally cleaned from the last guest. I ordered a buffalo burger with fries, and heard the wonderful question.

"Do you want gravy with your fries?"

That would be a yes.

I ate in my room then discovered a nasty fact, the fact that I do indeed need to lose weight, when my brand new swimming trunks turned out to be a bit tighter in certain areas than is okay, but screw it, I'm in another country.















So I swam in both the hot springs, enjoying the heat and relaxing after a long day, and met 2 guys, Kyle and John, who were on their way to Kenai for the summer to work. We hung out and got to know each other, and I answered all their questions to the best of my knowledge, with hardly any exaggerations, about Alaska. They regaled me with the tale of their trip up the Alaska Highway, including being pulled over for speeding by a Mountie. Seriously, where else will a cop give you a ticket, and when all is said and done, shake your hand before letting you drive on? Seriously, the drivers in BC may be bad (we'll get to that) and the border guards terrifying, but the mounties sound cool!

The next morning I bought the guys breakfast (their banks had shut off their cards oh-so-helpfully in the middle of nowhere Canada) and was on my way again, to Dawson Creek.








***BC DRIVERS***

-a poem

Drive Safely, Drive Smart
says the driving instructor
and always remember
when it's just you
and another car
for miles around
and you want to pass...
RIDE THEIR ASSES FOR 50 KILOMETERS NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY SLOW DOWN TO LET YOU BY

***THE END***

by John T Bolds

I crossed the Canadian Rockies the next, day, it was pretty uneventful, but I did listen to 'The Story' it's an NPR show on daily in certain places, but you can download podcasts. I HIGHLY recommend this to anyone, these are great stories, some that rival This American Life, and excellent for road trips.

At Dawson Creek, I spent my first might camping, and it was worth the $18, much better than either hotel.

Next time: Coffee carts in Canada, I reach the United States, my first of many fires this summer, and seeing Vanessa again after 2 years.

10 Bears, 5 buffalo, 2 moose, 4 elk, like 100 potguts, 1 gray wolf, 1 arctic fox, 1 owl, and a rabbit I beat to death

Well, it's been close to 2 weeks since I left Fairbanks, but you might be surprised to know I'm not actually in Utah yet. I'm taking my time visiting both friends and family on the way down and should be there on Sunday. But the fun started on Memorial Day.

The day before, I drove a soul-crushing 14 hours from Fairbanks to Haines, through Canada. The trip started off a bit ominously as I passed out of the Fairbanks North Star Borough, and promptly ran over the back legs of a rabbit. Hoping that someone behind me would finish the job in the time it took to pull a U turn was fruitless, so I found a good stick and ended the poor thing's suffering. Trust me, if you ever have to do something like this, you only want to hit once, so I actually hurt my shoulder a bit swinging the stick, but it proved to be enough, and I wasn't forced to go ape on the thing trying to help it.

After that was fairly easy, I saw my first black bear, and was glad that I had hit the rabbit instead, I can just picture running over a bear's back legs and then having to beat it to death with a stick, it might have proved more difficult.

The Rabbit was an omen though.

I got to Haines at about 11pm and simply parked by the water, grabbed my blanket, tilted back the seat in my 4-Runner, and slept. I woke at about 5 for a bit then slept again until about 9:30, which is when the fun started. I got breakfast, a pretty decent good old country breakfast with pretty good coffee, I only drink coffee on the road, then headed to the Alaska Marine Highway Office.

I had plenty of time to spare, it was 10am and the ferry was to leave at 8pm with me boarding at 6, I just wanted to get all my ticketing over and done with. This turned out to be a very good idea. When I got to the counter, I noticed that all the other window people were on the phone and apologizing. I heard 'electrical problem' and 'Juneau' and I figured I was about due for an apology, which was exactly right. The guy at the desk told me that the MV Columbia had an issue and was in Juneau being fixed, and that while this might cause a 1-Day delay, it shouldn't be too bad. I was asked to check back in at about 3, so I decided to go climb a mountain.

Mt Riley is a beautiful place, and the trails, even the hardest one which I chose, are pretty well maintained, if not saggy in May at the lowlands. It was a beautiful and grueling climb, and I got to find out firsthand that the trail was still snowed over enough to be easy to lose, and had to turn back before summiting. Disappointment to the max. so I made my way back down, twisted my ankle and swore a lot, and went back to the AMHS office.

"Well, you can drive to Skagway and maybe catch another ferry, drive to Prince Rupert and catch another ferry, or just drive." I took the refund and just drove. I saw far too many families who were moving their entire lives sitting around the terminal in tears to want to stay there. So I got a hotel room that night (overpriced for a place that doesn't provide shampoo in my opinion) and had a semi-okay night's rest before heading out the next day.

*In the next journal: John encounters a creepy-ass border guard, more bears, and discovers that BC drivers are total A-Holes*